A young American woman was about to marry a
nice Greek Boy, so just before the wedding her mother took her aside to
inform her about the facts of life: I heard odd things about Greek men
and their sexual preference, she tells her but you're not going to accept
this. If he tries anything funny with you, you come and tell me and i'
ll deal with him. So the young lady gets married, and they go onto
their honeymoon. A long time passes and all is well. Four years
later the young wife comes crying home to her mother and say's: Mother you
were right about that. He told me to turn around to the (Other door).
How dare he say that to you! Who does he think you are! exclaimed the
mother horrified. I'll deal with him! So the mother goes and finds him
and say's: How dare you tell my daughter to turn around what have you
got to say for your self? Which he replied: Well I thought it
was about time we started a family.
Joke provided by: Gerald Sanders